But my job is, as J. Michael Straczynski so eloquently put it once, to chase them up a tree and throw rocks at them.
|Pictured: Also me.
So what does that mean?
It means that I'm that #1 Fan, so I'm the one who gets to tie myself to a bed and break my own legs if I don't do right by the story.
So now I need to get back to work. There's a certain fanboy who insists that I clean up this manuscript. See you in the word mines.